Posted on: April 10, 2008 10:10 am
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Mike Vick sued by fellow inmate for $63 Billion

 

NFL quarterback Michael Vick is facing federal charges for allegedly participating in illegal dogfighting, and now he's being hit with a "$63,000,000,000 billion dollar" lawsuit filed by South Carolina inmate Jonathan Lee Riches, who says Michael stole his pit bulls and sold them on eBay to buy "missiles from Iran." Fox News reports:

The complaint also alleges that Vick would need those missiles because he pledged allegiance to Al Qaeda in February of this year.

“Michael Vick has to stop physically hurting my feelings and dashing my hopes,” Riches writes in the complaint.

Riches wants $63 billion dollars “backed by gold and silver “ delivered to the front gates to the Williamsburg Federal Correctional facility in South Carolina. Riches is an inmate at the facility serving out a wire fraud conviction.

 Oh yeah, did I mention the lawsuit was written by hand?  Jonathan Lee Riches sounds like he's got a rock solid case...LOL!

Vick cant get a break anywhere!

Category: NFL
Posted on: April 9, 2008 5:38 pm
 

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's DNA showed that his mother

This just in, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's (Iranian President) DNA showed that his mother mated with a miniature donkey named Napoleon. Apparently people were curious as to why he is only 3 feet 9 inches tall and wanted to check to see if he was truely Iranian. Officials were surprised to see that he contained a miniature jackass gene. After researching they discovered that while in travels Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's mother sought comfort in a miniature donkey named Napoleon.

More at 11.

 
 
 
 
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