Posted on: April 9, 2008 5:38 pm

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's DNA showed that his mother

This just in, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's (Iranian President) DNA showed that his mother mated with a miniature donkey named Napoleon. Apparently people were curious as to why he is only 3 feet 9 inches tall and wanted to check to see if he was truely Iranian. Officials were surprised to see that he contained a miniature jackass gene. After researching they discovered that while in travels Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's mother sought comfort in a miniature donkey named Napoleon.

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